To the Last, I Grapple with Thee

Mr. Pollard's collection in Salem, Illinois isn't quite as pun-heavy as Junkrassic Park, but I did find this friendlier cousin of the Carson City monster.

 I was about to write off Olney's white squirrels as a folk myth, like the chupacabra or Mokele-mbembe,...

 ...when I found this little fella' in the city park.  It was one of the top five most thrilling experiences of my life.